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i do, shampoo

January 14, 2014

everyone who’s in a relationship makes it seem like finding a boyfriend is easy as shampooing your hair.  i shampoo at least 4 times a week.  no boyfriend.  but i do spend plenty of my time wandering the aisles of my local yuppie grocery stores (whole foods, trader joe’s and the occasional giant/harris teeter/safeway shop, for any of you interested suitors).  apparently grocery stores are the happenin’ place to meet people.

what do ya know?  i’m fresh out of unsweetened coconut almond milk.  guess i’d better stop by whole foods on the way home.

lather.  rinse.  repeat.

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