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the good, the bad, the spicy

January 6, 2014

so, here’s the good news, wisconsin:  you should break into the positive temperature digits around 1 p.m. TOMORROW.  until then, you’re stuck.  literally.  your foot is frozen to the ground when you try and set foot outside.

here’s what i like to do to keep warm:

  • slather on sunless tanner, crank the shower on high and pretend that you’re “vacationing” in a tropical rain forest.  monkey optional.
  • hide under my down comforter and pretend like the world doesn’t exist.
  • solve anagrams on my ipad until it overheats in my lap and starts giving my legs the sweats.
  • hunker down for a big, fat american gypsy wedding marathon.  that always gives me the warm fuzzies.
  • online shop.  because money burns a hole in my pocket.
  • sizzle up a batch of mouth-scorching nachos.  pass the tabasco?  ole!

stay warm!

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