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December 2, 2013

limping through your monday?  here’s the kardashian christmas card.  you’re welcome.

yes, that is bruce.  cryogenically frozen in a bank tube?  because yes it is.  and i’m not sure why mason is dead, bruce’s gold medal win is projected in the tv screens and kris is wearing a diamond encrusted whisk on her head?

and for that matter, kylie (or is it kendall) has a michael jackson glove creepily creeping along her skull?  and kendall (or is it kylie?) is wearing princess beatrice’s royal wedding fascinator which was, let’s just say, hated on by everyone everywhere.

oh!  and of course, more pictures of kim.  plastering every surface.  because christmas is all about y-o-u.

you’re welcome.


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