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August 20, 2013

which annual list simultaneously makes jenny feel old and serves as a red alert that the school year is about to begin?

what is the beloit college mindset list?

and here’s what made the list for the college graduating class of 2017 (most of whom were born in 1995!):

  • they have known only two presidents.
  • plasma has never been just a bodily fluid.
  • jurassic park has always had rides and snack bars, not free range triceratops and velociraptors.
  • olympic fever has always erupted every two years.
  • washington, d.c. tour buses have never been allowed to drive in front of the white house.
  • they have always been able to plug into usb ports.
  • they have never attended a concert in a smoke-filled arena.
  • don shula has always been a fine steakhouse.

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