national boy drama free month?

it was cool when i was 13.  i caused quite the ruckus around the thanksgiving table as i loaded up my plate with fruit fluff and grandma’s dreamy creamy mashed potatoes.  i’d suffocate my greens in ranch dressing and extra sharp cheddar.  heaping spoonfuls, accompanied by squares of hershey’s chocolate, took the place of a chicken cutlet on my food triangle.  and i wouldn’t come within a supermarket aisle of beans- pinto, black, garbanzo or otherwise.

october is national vegetarian month.  so let’s be 13 again.  save the ranch dressing and the aversion to beans and the braces and boy drama.

ok, ok, you’re right.  there’s no escaping the boy drama.

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