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dear, oh dear

September 28, 2012

dear {m.i.a. man/silly boy/yesterday’s news},

i thought you were {buried in a nepalese avalanche/fighting crime in gotham city/suddenly missing both your thumbs and unable to text} until you invited me to a random party at your {really awesome/totally amazing/i guess it’s ok} apartment via facebook.  i wanted to {cry/hit you in the kneecap/put on my dancing shoes} because you clearly don’t deserve me and my {sparkling personality/awesome new haircut/secret chocolate chip cookie recipe}.  but that’s ok.  at least now i know you’re a {day old geezer/typical boy/meanie} and i kind of wish you could {see me now/realize how awesome i am/take a nose dive into the pavement}.

you pick.

truly yours,

{her royal highness/the inimitable/little miss fancy pants} jenny

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  1. September 28, 2012 2:30 pm

    I just laughed out loud at this! You are one awesomely amazing person, Jenny! Whoever the snot is he definitely does not deserve you!

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