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November 17, 2011

this is more like it.  elegance and timelessness and sunglasses and trunks.  i want it all.  so i hereby declare that this holiday season, when i travel, i will enjoy the adventure and luxury.  i will not complain about getting only 31.5 peanuts in the shiny little snack pack.  i will not complain that the ice in my water is cylindrical and not crushed (what is with those gobs of ice anyway?  they could kill a man in turbulence).  i will be dressed and primped and made up.  i will not complain about fat passengers, stupid passengers, or inexperienced passengers.  and i will take a deep breath, and go to my happy place (the dinner table at grandma’s house) when i approach the snaking line at the metal detectors.

i will put the luxe back in air travel.

but when i’m traveling by car, i’m hitting every fast food joint between here and there while cruising along in my pyjamas.  a girl can only do so much.

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  1. Notorious permalink
    November 17, 2011 5:47 pm

    You should still complain about fat passengers and those passengers with the enormous “carry-on”. Also complain about passengers that dawdle in the aisle when boarding. —Notorious

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