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don’t cry over spilt oatmeal. or boys.

November 7, 2011

i’m the girl with the glitter on her fingers and toes.  i’m the girl who makes her bed every morning, and hits the snooze button 5 times before swinging her feet to the floor.  i can’t make instant oatmeal but i can bake a pie from scratch.  i love reality television and art museums.  my shelves are lined with vogue, us weekly and the classics.  i find crumbs between my keyboard and frequent the gym 7 days a week.  i want to be described as spunky and quirky but thoughtful and intelligent.

if you won’t boogie on the dance floor of a black tie event.  if you can’t name the three kardashian sisters (and judge me for being able to).  if you can’t keep up with me.  if you have to apologize for being a wet blanket, then you probably are one.  and the only thing a wet blanket is good for is cleaning up the mess from my instant oatmeal.

so too-da-loo, mr. wet blanket!  i’ve got a mess to clean up and sparkle to spread.

**really now.  what is it with me and the instant oatmeal?  we are not on good terms at the moment.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Notorious permalink
    November 7, 2011 3:29 pm

    The only purpose of instant oatmeal is to be a friend for brown sugar. –Notorious

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